Because it's funny... once again, courtesy of The Virtual Church of the Blind Chihuahua:
How many religious people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Charismatics: Only one. Their hands are already in the air.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb; however, if, in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and two or three committees to approve the change. Also bring a casserole.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
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