built for glory

A few weeks ago, I was having a conversation with a friend, and he told me I was a control freak. I was quite surprised because I would have never thought that about myself, but it's been bothering me ever since. So when I saw this:

I got excited about proving him wrong. Not so much:
You pretend you're not a control freak, but underneath that cool exterior, a tyrant lurks. In many ways, putting on this false front is even worse than just being a flat-out control freak. You're a phony on top of it!
Oh, dear.