Aug 11, 2005

Engaged people, take note:
Let me give you a guy's view of the garter toss. First of all, no guy wants to catch the garter. Ever. I personally think it's kinda creepy to compete for a piece of clothing from another man's wife that, honestly, is too dangerously close to being underwear for me. And what on earth am I supposed to do with the Airborne Under-Thing if I catch it? -Todd Hertz, "Airborne Under-Things"

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